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During ancient time..the Readens are attacking the Sophics. There was a Huge wide thick river surrounding the castle and Sophics are defending, hiding in their castle, while Readens are just unable to breakthru the defence, unable to reach their castle..So the Readens decide to build a bridge and cross over to attack them. when the bridge is built, the Readens march across, due to rush of work, the bridge fall apart and all the soldiers drop into the huge currents..The Sophcis, this time, we ordered to jump down, to save them,bring them back to castle and provide medical care n food,after which, release them back. Days later, when the Readens decide to attack Sophics again, the soldiers felt bad. the Readens have no choice, but to retreat.
攻心术


One day, in the train. A guy notice a son crying damn loudly and his father,beside him, just kept quiet. Irritated by the long cries of the son after awhile. He apporach the father:
"hey, ur son is crying and y arnt u doing anything?"
Father replied :" Yes, I would really like to do something, but 2 hours ago, his mum just died"
"Im sorry.."
有时，该做点什么的，反而是我们。




A king, notice a sparrow kept eating away his peach in his garden. Super piss off, he order the entire country to kill any visible sparrow. each member of the family at least kill 4. All sparrows are gone. But, his peaches are all rotten n gone also, cuz the worms ate them all.
麻雀吃害虫，也吃樱桃。 但人往往只看见记得他都吃， 忽略他的贡献。





during an interview, the manager have to employ only 1. So he decide to ask a question to determine their fate. 3 of them stood and listen. "if u walk to a bathroom, open the door and realise a girl was bathing, wat will you do?"
A answered:" i'll say im sorry lady"
B answered:" i'll say im sorry lady too and close the door n walk off"
C answered:"I'll say Im sorry sir.."
C got employed..Do u know why?
假装迷糊，幽默和机智。不是每个人都做得到。